😎 KICK TODAY'S ASS 🌞
(but if you can’t, at least shower and try again tomorrow)
Oh, hey! You made it!
Since you're here, you may as well take a look at what I've got so far and let me know what you think of it.
My name's Dallas, and I'm a 30-something-year-old mom to three sports-loving kids, teaching myself how to build a website and a brand. It's been... Interesting, to say the least. For 18 years I've waited tables and tended bar to get by. A couple of years ago, I decided to learn a bit about the law and got my certification in paralegal studies. That quickly turned to burnout, so I got certified and licensed to be a personal trainer, a nutritionist & a life coach. But none of that could have prepared me for what I've learned so far, so early on, in my journey to online financial independence. Follow along as I journal about my experience starting from "zero-nada-zilch," to that dream I have in my head that pays me while I sleep, I can finally live life on my own terms and actually get to spend my time with my family instead of having to trade all my time for money in order to support them. 🙏
I love humans, and I just want everyone to be their best selves as much as possible. Could you imagine a world where everyone lived up to their potential!? Holy sh*t, that would be so amazing. I am hoping to build a community of other healers, lovers, and peacemakers, too. Follow along, and I'll take you all with me. 😄
--Dallas B. :)
You didn’t land here by accident.
You’ve got goals. You’ve got grit. You just need a guide who gets it — and actually helps you get somewhere.
This isn’t a one-size-fits-all wellness plan. We build something that fits you — your body, your schedule, your life. No fluff. No gimmicks. Just real talk, real change, and real results.
💥 Book a free consult.
📚 Read the blog if you’re into truth bombs and transformation.
📲 Follow on Facebook for tips, tools, and probably a few F-bombs.
Let’s get to work.
— Coach Dallas Brown
Sorry about the mess. I'm remodeling and wasn't really expecting company.
Why UNHiNGED Works
You’ve tried the apps. The meal plans. The cute planners and calendars. The Pinterest-perfect routines.
And somehow, you're still stuck.
UNHiNGED isn’t about following rules — it’s about breaking the ones that never worked for you.
We co-create a plan that fits your actual life, not a fake version of it.
No fluff. No shame. Just real tools, real change, and support that doesn’t quit.
Your revolution starts here.
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Lives radically shifted.
"I came to Dallas thinking I needed to lose 20 pounds. What I actually needed was someone to hold me accountable, call me on my excuses, and remind me who the hell I am. I got stronger, inside and out—and I didn’t have to do it alone. Not only did I lose those 20 pounds, but now I feel confident in myself and my decisions. I have even started setting and achieving goals. In the past, I did not believe in myself enough to do that. Dallas isn't just another Coach, she's a friend for life. In fact, she still reaches out and checks on me from time to time. They just don't make people like her anymore. She's been such a light at the end of the tunnel for so many. I can't recommend her enough!"
- F. Sonders: Former people-pleaser turned powerhouse, coached by Dallas Brown
★★★★★